Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Rivalarias House 2

A house of my own at last. You're prolly wondering why I waited til now to move out of my brother's house? Well, I love my brother I really do, and even after all that drama with the tv show and not knowing who was the father of the kids...He's still my brother...Bros thicker than Blondes and all that ya know. Sides it isn't the kids fault and I wanted to make sure they got settled here first. They're like my own, but I want my own. I don't want no skanky hoe for a wife, and I do want a wife. I met a beautiful lady named Claire. We went on a few dates...
And fell madly in love. She's amazing. She's the love of my life. And I Love the woohoo! What can I say I am a guy after all!I even convinced her to have woohoo in public once. We went shopping to get her a cute lil outfit and of course I just had to ravish her when I saw her in it. I decided that I had to marry her. The next thing I knew Claire was pregnant with my child. MINE, no one else, JUST MINE. I have no doubts of my lovely Claire.

She had a rough pregnancy. I think she was adjusting to living with someone for the first time ever..and she was so tired all the time. She's not a real whiz in the kitchen but neither am I.
I wanted to help more but I was working my way up to the career of my dreams. I came home to find poor Claire passed out on the table one night.

Then one day while I was at work....she went into labor. I wanted to be there for the birth of our child but unfortunately no one told me at work til after the baby had arrived.
MY daughter Stacey is the most beautiful girl in the whole world. She's so precious to me and so is Claire. A family of my own at last. No doubts. No paternity tests. Life is good.

The Rivalarias Round 2

Gah!! This place is such a nightmare..can't ever get any privacy. Oh my not ANOTHER person! What do you want? Ohh you're that person that was bothering my Grandpa during his quiet time last week. I supose you want to know bout this crazy place huh?
Well grandpa kinda kicked back and enjoyed the winter. He made Dad and John help around the house more. He understands that they have full time jobs but he said it was time he started making time for himself too. He started getting to know a pretty kitty cat from the neighborhood.
David met Jessica this girl that goes to my school. And he went bonkers over her. I'm not sure he remembers but we used to hang out as kids and he didn't want to know her then. Apparently with the appearance of boobs...he's interested...how typical of a male.

Course I don't really have room to talk. I met my boyfriend, Gary, at school. We've been on a few dates and they were amazing. Gary was so happy with our first date he gave me my very own stereo. Its a nice one too. Dad was soo happy because we'd only had this little rinky dink boom box thing for working out and listening to tunes with.
David and Tony went off to school this week. They're both going to Sim State Uni. David is planning on waiting for Jessica to join him, claims he's gonna marry her some day.. Whatever...Oh..and Uncle John moved out. He said with the house being soo crazy all the time he was never going to find time to start his own family. I miss him but I understand. He is an old dude and he isn't exactly getting younger. Dad thinks that Uncle John was just sick of the rivalry between him and Dad. They did make up after the fiasco about our Mom and the paternity tests...but Uncle John's never been the same.

The Smiths

Hello again! I see Ace and Ginger sent you on over to my house to find out what happened after I got knocked up in the "Love Machine". Who knew that a little bit of slap and tickle and a side of woohoo would end up with me prego? Not me..Jonathon and I moved into our own little country cottage. It's very nice. Plenty of room to grow. We got married kinda quiet like because of my condition. I was just obviously pregnant and I didn't want everyone making snide lil comments about a pre-marital baby. My mother raised me better and I"m ashamed that I ended up in this state. I love my Matthew though...He's the only sim for me.
A few days later I gave birth to our daughter Susan...It was a rough pregnancy. I only have a so-so job and Jonathon is getting on in years so he doesn't make as much. Turns out he got screwed out of his retirement benefits.
After Susan was born he was disappointed to not have a boy, so we talked it over and even though it was prolly not the smartest thing to do decided to try again for a boy. Matthew is very concerned with having someone to carry on his name, and with his age we weren't sure how long it would be safe to wait before starting our family. Hopefully Matthew will live forever but life isn't like that.
Susan celebrated her birthday before the baby got here...Thank goodness...Babies are soo much work and I really wanted to have a birthday cake for her. We couldn't afford to throw a party and we were soo tired that neither of us was up to a party.
And then Eric arrived. Matthew is soo happy. He's soo proud of his son. He's pleased as punch with me also for giving him the son he always wanted. He's from an era where to not have a son is a bad thing. I think this completed him in many ways.
Not that he doesn't adore Susan. He's been trying to teach her to walk and use the potty, but it's slow going. We have soo little time between the two babies and trying to get a start on our first home together.
It's running both of us to exhaustion. Poor Matthew even fell asleep at the table one night...
Luckily I found this formula that is suposed to help kids learn faster so hopefully we'll get the kids learning skills and with some luck find some time for our selves also.

Monday, May 21, 2007

The Jones Round 2

Back for more on my lovely house eh?? Well as you can see my girlfriend and I fell madly in love. While I was visiting her one day we had woohoo in her "Love Machine"
She came to visit me a few days later and was pregnant! I had to do the honorable thing and marry her I mean she could be carrying my heir right? And I don't want my son to be a bastard baby...no way no how not happening..So we got married real quick like..a shotgun wedding so to speak...
Ginger likes my maid I think but is a little weirded out by the fact that the maid has no problems cleaning while she's on the can.



Pregnancy was rough on Ginger ..she ended up passing out from exhaustion at one point...
And then......it was time.....
My son...my heir....Tyler Jones came into the world....I also managed to get a silver gardening talent badge this week but who cares....I HAVE A SON!! Want a cigar?

The Montanas Round 2

The Love Machine!
Hi, I"m Ace...you met my sister last week...well this week the love machine worked it's magic for our house. Both my sisters got their boyfriends in the car cuz I told them I wouldn't tolerate stains on anything I owned in the house. The car I didn't mind cuz it's just a beatter car. Well...they got their woohoos on...
And then they got their "WHOOPS I"M PREGNANT!!"s on. So Virginia and Matthew moved out to their own place. Then Ginger moved in with Jason across the street.. Finally the house was all mine.
I asked a lady I had the hots for out on a date. Her name is Vamsi. She's very intelligent, and has strong views on why the gas prices are so high. She has good goals in life very similar to my own.
After a couple of dates that just got better as we went, we knew it was love.
So we got married like all sensible Sims do. I wasn't going to knock up my lady without putting a ring on her finger first. Don't girls ever learn...if you let them have free milk no one will buy the cow. Not that I'm calling Vamsi a cow...quite the opposite..she's one fine Lady. We got married in a small little ceremony in the yard. Nothing fancy neither one of us wanted to waste the money on it. We started trying for our heir soon after. The bedroom wasn't bringing chimes though...
I decided to try my sisters' idea of using the "Love Machine". Vamsi let me know I better give her lots of fine jewelry for bearing her babies first...
For some reason afterwards she was talking bout recycling things after our woohoo. I think she wants to recycle diapers or something...

And well the next day we knew the "Love Machine" had worked it's magic for us too! Hopefully I'll have a son to carry on my name.

The Stiffs/Lawsons Round 2

Hrmph....you again eh? So get this sh**...As if watching Seth and Grandma ca-noodling everywhere wasn't bad enough..Seth decided he wanted to have babies...after finding out that there is no way that is happening...he decided they would adopt....They expanded the house even more..so I can't complain on that score...
That's when Mandie arrived. I'm not sure what I think of her yet. I sorta ignored her because I had people to do and places to go. But Grandma and Seth are nuts about her. Dad has a sister that is younger than his daughter...I am soo not changing my aunts dirty diapers..and I let Grandma know that too..
Seth was already teaching Mandie all about charisma and how to be confident.. I'm not sure how he managed it but he got her in front of the mirror while working on his skills at the same time. Mandie didn't complain I think she was taking pointers. Her dad is pretty well off.
I finally got around to getting that kiss with Orlando. Unfortunately I didn't get to have more practice before college..

I left for college at the end of the week....Party Time..Excellent!! Watch out Sim State Here I come!! You ain't seen nothing yet!

The Radcliffs Round 2


Well Hello Again!! Look at me I'm a teen now!! I decided that fortune is the way to happiness..Whoever said Money can't buy everything obviously was dirt poor!! Anyways...there is this lady that keeps bothering me to tell you about my family. So here's a quick look at the Radcliff Old Folks Home...sure feels like it's an old folks home that's for sure.

My dad is a pleasure sim with a desire for 50 dream dates. How he's gonna get that I have no idea. He isn't attracted to anyone in this town and if he is..he's keeping it a tightly sealed secret from everyone. He's currently working as a Platform jumper.

My grandpa Jonathon wants to be best friends with 20 different pets at the same time. That's really soo not happening cuz I'm allergic to cats and dogs and I ain't getting sick. Sorry grandpa!! He really likes this lady named Vyn but I'm not sure if they have time to fall in love and stuff...someone always has to rush off to change a depends. Plus Grandpa is kinda mean...in that grouchy loveable old dude way but seriously how can you pick up chicks when you make snow men like this?
It took Grandpa forever to build that snowman..and I'm kinda surprised there aren't any yellow snow spots near him...but while the snowman was not done and Grandpa was changing his depends this odd thing happened....




A penguin walked up to the poor snowman!! He said to the snowman..."Hey baby if you add you plus me you get KINKY!! Handcuff me and have your way with me baby! I promise not to press charges!!" I thought this was a G-rated neighborhood but apparently the penguin didn't get that memo!

Where was I ...oh yeah...Uncle James.... I'm not sure I like him. He's always griping that he can't get any action. And now that I know what slipping someone the salami means I can understand why him and Grandpa weren't getting along..it's kinda creepy to think he did my Grandma. Gross. He's nice and playful but I can tell it's all just a ploy to get in someone's pants. His goal in life is to have 20 lovers simultaneously. I told him I don't think Viagra would get him that far and to give it up cuz he's just too old.

Grandpa is a Internet Movie Critic right now and Uncle James is an Executive Assistant. James kinda likes this lady named Sandy Bruty but I can't see her shagging an old man I mean ..seriously ...if you sleep with old people you get worms!! Unless you're old yourself of course.

We got this cool bubble blower for the yard this week. I started my own garden and I got into private school FINALLY!

OOooh you wanna know bout me too?? Well..I'm dating David Rivalaria..he's my steady..but I'll tell ya bout that more later..like after we get to university...then I'll have juicy details..but I don't want my dad finding out I kissed a boy! It was a first for me AND David. Anyways I need to weed my garden and blow some bubbles with the old farts..god I hope they aren't farting in the blower that would be soo disgusting...