The Radcliffs Round 2

Well Hello Again!! Look at me I'm a teen now!! I decided that fortune is the way to happiness..Whoever said Money can't buy everything obviously was dirt poor!! Anyways...there is this lady that keeps bothering me to tell you about my family. So here's a quick look at the Radcliff Old Folks Home...sure feels like it's an old folks home that's for sure.

My dad is a pleasure sim with a desire for 50 dream dates. How he's gonna get that I have no idea. He isn't attracted to anyone in this town and if he is..he's keeping it a tightly sealed secret from everyone. He's currently working as a Platform jumper.

My grandpa Jonathon wants to be best friends with 20 different pets at the same time. That's really soo not happening cuz I'm allergic to cats and dogs and I ain't getting sick. Sorry grandpa!! He really likes this lady named Vyn but I'm not sure if they have time to fall in love and stuff...someone always has to rush off to change a depends. Plus Grandpa is kinda mean...in that grouchy loveable old dude way but seriously how can you pick up chicks when you make snow men like this?
It took Grandpa forever to build that snowman..and I'm kinda surprised there aren't any yellow snow spots near him...but while the snowman was not done and Grandpa was changing his depends this odd thing happened....




A penguin walked up to the poor snowman!! He said to the snowman..."Hey baby if you add you plus me you get KINKY!! Handcuff me and have your way with me baby! I promise not to press charges!!" I thought this was a G-rated neighborhood but apparently the penguin didn't get that memo!

Where was I ...oh yeah...Uncle James.... I'm not sure I like him. He's always griping that he can't get any action. And now that I know what slipping someone the salami means I can understand why him and Grandpa weren't getting along..it's kinda creepy to think he did my Grandma. Gross. He's nice and playful but I can tell it's all just a ploy to get in someone's pants. His goal in life is to have 20 lovers simultaneously. I told him I don't think Viagra would get him that far and to give it up cuz he's just too old.

Grandpa is a Internet Movie Critic right now and Uncle James is an Executive Assistant. James kinda likes this lady named Sandy Bruty but I can't see her shagging an old man I mean ..seriously ...if you sleep with old people you get worms!! Unless you're old yourself of course.

We got this cool bubble blower for the yard this week. I started my own garden and I got into private school FINALLY!

OOooh you wanna know bout me too?? Well..I'm dating David Rivalaria..he's my steady..but I'll tell ya bout that more later..like after we get to university...then I'll have juicy details..but I don't want my dad finding out I kissed a boy! It was a first for me AND David. Anyways I need to weed my garden and blow some bubbles with the old farts..god I hope they aren't farting in the blower that would be soo disgusting...