The Love Machine!
Hi, I"m Ace...you met my sister last week...well this week the love machine worked it's magic for our house. Both my sisters got their boyfriends in the car cuz I told them I wouldn't tolerate stains on anything I owned in the house. The car I didn't mind cuz it's just a beatter car. Well...they got their woohoos on...
And then they got their "WHOOPS I"M PREGNANT!!"s on. So Virginia and Matthew moved out to their own place. Then Ginger moved in with Jason across the street.. Finally the house was all mine.
I asked a lady I had the hots for out on a date. Her name is Vamsi. She's very intelligent, and has strong views on why the gas prices are so high. She has good goals in life very similar to my own.
After a couple of dates that just got better as we went, we knew it was love.
So we got married like all sensible Sims do. I wasn't going to knock up my lady without putting a ring on her finger first. Don't girls ever learn...if you let them have free milk no one will buy the cow. Not that I'm calling Vamsi a cow...quite the opposite..she's one fine Lady. We got married in a small little ceremony in the yard. Nothing fancy neither one of us wanted to waste the money on it. We started trying for our heir soon after. The bedroom wasn't bringing chimes though...
I decided to try my sisters' idea of using the "Love Machine". Vamsi let me know I better give her lots of fine jewelry for bearing her babies first...
For some reason afterwards she was talking bout recycling things after our woohoo. I think she wants to recycle diapers or something...
And well the next day we knew the "Love Machine" had worked it's magic for us too! Hopefully I'll have a son to carry on my name.
2 comments:
Snort - looks like the Montanas are out to populate the whole neighborhood all by themselves.
I've used Vamsi too (Katerina in my 'hood) and aside from that annoying laziness, I like her. Fortune sims are easy to play.
The Love Machine! Very funny. Apparently it's a baby making haven. Nice job again
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