Friday, April 27, 2007

The Stiffs

Abbey, Daniel, Andrea


Hi I'm Abbey, that's my grandpa in her ohhh sooo fashionable - NOT - house. My dad and me moved in with her after my Mom died. Grandma said she'd help dad out, so we moved to this awful place. So far I am sooo not impressed.

I try to spend time with Grandma when I can but it's hard going to school and working part time. This week was horrible for everyone in the house though. We all got jobs, me and Dad got fired, and Grandma got demoted. Grandma isn't that fond of work. She had settled down to enjoy life here in Point Forgotten and then we moved in with her. She didn't like working so when we all went out to town she met a guy who was well off and decided to seduce him for his money. Then she went and fell for him. It's kinda creepy cuz Seth is like younger than my dad. He's a professional party-goer but has dreams of being a Chief of Staff. Grandma keeps telling him to go to work because we can't afford for him to start at the bottom rung right now.

When he gets grouchy with her she just grabs his ass and they go upstairs. They ended up getting engaged and married inside a week. Luckily Seth had LOTS of money so we were able to expand the house alot. It's kinda gross living with Seth and Grandma though they make out all over the place like teenagers!!! The making out is suppose to be MY job!
So...when the week was ending I started trying to put the moves on one of the locals boys....
But unfortunately he had to go home before we could get anywhere...oh well...maybe next week!

4 comments:

Lynnaea said...

Wow, that poor teen! I don't think I would like it if I caught my grandma making out with someone younger than my dad all the time.

Rhexy said...

Abbey has to give grandma Andrea a little benefit of the doubt! She is just doing what she has to do. ;)

Tho I can see it from Abbey's prospective as well. Hopefully she can get a bit farther with her townie friend next time...then grandma can be the one catching her!

Roo said...

Yeah Grandma! Rock on with her bad self... awesome job landing Mr. Big!
Meh, Abbey is just jealous cause she aint gettin any *giggle*

Sally said...

Way to go grandma - what a toy boy!