Overview: From Left to Right Seth, James, Jonathon, and Jessica in front.
Hi I'm Jessica!! My dad and me just moved in with my Grandpa Jonathon and his friend James. James is kinda funny because he likes to do stupid things, like fix a tv he's not skilled enough to fix. He seems to have a deathwish or something. Grandpa Jonathon really likes this pretty lady named Vyn Lind. He said something about maybe her being a reason to get interested in life again even though he's old and doesn't think he'll be around for a long time.
My daddy is so awesome. He loves the little things in life that make life grand. He tried to get me in private school but Grandpa and James made it impossible by going to bed early, and then Dad got trapped in the bathroom with the Headmaster and well let's just say it's not an impressive bathroom. Dad taught me how to do my homework all by myself, which was awesome because it was sooo hard before!!
Grandpa and James are trying to re-connect as friends. I guess they used to be best friends but then something happened. Grandpa said something bout James slipping Grandma the salami?? I dunno what that means. I don't understand why he would get mad at James for giving Grandma free meat... Oddly enough Dad said that's why he left Mommy because the mailman slipped her some salami. That's why we had to move to Point Forgotten, cuz my mommy got free salami from the mailman. I don't understand it but oh well.
Grandpa started growing some money trees to help dad with the bills. And I got a cute wormrat named Panda!!! I really like him now that his cage isn't in my room. He was keeping me up at night!! The snow started falling finally and tomorrow is my birthday!!
Overview: From Left to Right Seth, James, Jonathon, and Jessica in front.
Hi I'm Jessica!! My dad and me just moved in with my Grandpa Jonathon and his friend James. James is kinda funny because he likes to do stupid things, like fix a tv he's not skilled enough to fix. He seems to have a deathwish or something. Grandpa Jonathon really likes this pretty lady named Vyn Lind. He said something about maybe her being a reason to get interested in life again even though he's old and doesn't think he'll be around for a long time.
My daddy is so awesome. He loves the little things in life that make life grand. He tried to get me in private school but Grandpa and James made it impossible by going to bed early, and then Dad got trapped in the bathroom with the Headmaster and well let's just say it's not an impressive bathroom. Dad taught me how to do my homework all by myself, which was awesome because it was sooo hard before!!
Grandpa and James are trying to re-connect as friends. I guess they used to be best friends but then something happened. Grandpa said something bout James slipping Grandma the salami?? I dunno what that means. I don't understand why he would get mad at James for giving Grandma free meat... Oddly enough Dad said that's why he left Mommy because the mailman slipped her some salami. That's why we had to move to Point Forgotten, cuz my mommy got free salami from the mailman. I don't understand it but oh well.
Grandpa started growing some money trees to help dad with the bills. And I got a cute wormrat named Panda!!! I really like him now that his cage isn't in my room. He was keeping me up at night!! The snow started falling finally and tomorrow is my birthday!!
4 comments:
LOL! Great round for this family! Love how kooky all the elders and adults are in this house! Also loved the headmaster getting locked in the "unimpressive batroom"!
The salami thing was also hilarious! Thanx for the great laughs!
ROFL! Jessica is totally adorable. Free salami!
Sorry to hear about the botched headmaster visit. Just keep at it and you will get Jessica in. I recently found that having a pot of coffee made will cause the headmaster to drink it and earn you an extra 10 points. Also buying you time (while he is drinking) to make dinner.
this whole 'free meat' thing is hilarious! what a riot this kid is
LOL! Free salami! Good luck to Jessica growing up in a house of 3 adult men...
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