Friday, April 27, 2007

The Rivalarias

Left to Right: John, Andy, David, Fred, Tony and Libby in front
What...What do you want?? Do you mind?? I"m taking a bubble bath here! Hrmph...not going away til I tell you bout my crazy family eh?? Fine...hrmph...Well my boys moved in here with me their kids after they gave up on that floozy they was with. Who is the floozy?? Well that'd bethe kids momma...She refused to marry him said she didn't wanna be tied down..the truth was she was gettin it on everywhere with every sim that'd have her...She even did BOTH my boys..I guess the floozy was good in bed....they said something bout her being a gymnast....if that's true I shoulda give her a turn but anyways....The boys decided they'd had enough of her when they realized she was playing them both. John had actually though all the kids were his. Fred thought they were his...After going on some crazy TV show that specializes in who is the babies daddies.... They put the kids thru some therapy and decided to kick the floozie to the curb. They got custody of the kids and moved in with me.
My grandson's both have jobs...though David almost lost his when he put off his school work. We finally made him skip work and catch up. Now him and Tony do their school work together.
I'm worried bout David n Tony..I hope they do do something stupid like my boys did like fall for the same girl...David brought home this chickie dee named Melody..purty lil thing...And what do I see but Tony chatting her up!! They both seem to be interested in her...Tony didn't pay much attention to that other chikie he brought home...Sophie I think her name was....Anywho I hope they don't end up in a rivalry like my boys...
The boys are finally getting along better after the talk show..things starting to work out real good...
They had the headmaster over for some dinner I cooked and got all the kids into private school. Hopefully the kids will like that better than public school.


Hopefully that means they'll start helping around the house more! Between cleaning up after everybody, gardening, and trying to learn to cook so they don't all starve...I'm bone tired....


So can you leave me alone already so this old man can enjoy his bubble bath?! Thank you!

3 comments:

Lynnaea said...

The grumpy grandfather was great! I love the background story for this family! It is so creative! Congrats.

Rhexy said...

Hilarious! I also love the grumpy grandpa angle. Too cute.

Nice work with the headmaster! At least now the boys won't be so dog tired when they get home from work.

Seems like a full house you got here!

Roo said...

Pfft, he should be grumpy, you interrupeted is bath *giggle* at least he didn't get out while we were there *shudder*
Egads, the floozy had kids with both brothers?! Holy moly wait... but who is the father to who?? You didn't say... or did I miss that some where...
TDF like father like sons, both are liking Meadow